I wish I could duel people to destroy their depression like in yugioh
Okay, I'm about to admit to some criminal activity and I hope you don't judge me too harshly.
Back in 2002, I purchased Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones on DVD. But I did not read the packaging and got the 4:3 cropped version. At the time they had to release a square version to match the tiny square TVs. People hated those black bars.
But I was a sophisticated cinephile and realized without the black bars you were basically missing out on a 1/3 of the movie. And I was angry I spent all my money on the stupid 4:3 version for dummies.
So I hatched a plan. I ordered the widescreen version from Netflix and when it came time to send back that red envelope, I put my 4:3 version inside and kept the widescreen.
I had panic attacks for a week. I was worried Netflix would catch me and put me in jail. The DVD cops never came and I got away with it. But to this day, I still feel a tinge of guilt every time I think about my criminal act.
